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Sunday, July 12, 2009

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Thirteen terribly weird facts about women

It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.

A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.

Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.

After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.

A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.

Many women worry about their looks when having sex.

Women open bottles with bottle openers.

A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.

Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.

Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.

If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.

When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.

Translated by Dmitry സുടകൊവ്‌
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Jennifer Lopez post pregnancy body

J Lo post pregnancy body

Marc Anthony has just completed his Euro concert tour in Spain, Belgium and Italy. All of this time the entire Lopez – Anthony family hung out together. And for the perfect end they all went to the sea.

J Lo is vacationing with her family and her close friend world famous fashion designer Stefano Gabbana in Italy. After giving birth to twins Max and Emme this February Jennifer seems to work a lot on her post pregnant body. During the pregnancy she gained as twice as she usually weighs.

At the luxurious boat in Italy Lopez stripped down to two pieces bikini to reveal the a little bit damaged figure. She is not as curvy anymore, but hey, she’s got herself babies!

Moreover, J Lo has revealed she is not in the rush to lose weight saying that she even found it cute to have something to play with:

I like to play with my leftover belly.”

Lucky ‘Jenny from the block’ has a team of famous fitness instructor Gunnar Peterson, few babysitters and a chef, who makes sure singer eats only low fat, high energy and delicious food.

Her program now includes 20-30 minute walks with sets of push-ups and lunges. Of course, she better work her famous ass hard to make it to her planned number of film projects. J Lo will star in romantic comedy Love and Other Impossible Pursuits.

Yes, no matter where she goes she knows where she came from. So don’t get fooled by the fat that she got.

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